Post by Steve Gonzales on Oct 9, 2008 16:13:58 GMT -5
During this unbelievable turmoil on the market, here’s the best investment advice I have heard so far:
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year
ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Call me, 1-800-401-KEGS, if you are interested in getting more detailed info on this proven plan that works well during a deep recession time.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year
ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Call me, 1-800-401-KEGS, if you are interested in getting more detailed info on this proven plan that works well during a deep recession time.
hint hint hint ;D ;D ;D
Chuck